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A day that was statistically proven in 2010 to be the most boring day in (recorded) history, at least in the 20th century up until that day. Three events occurred on this day: An election in Belgium, the birth of a Turkish future academic, and the death of a long-retired football (soccer) player.
Imagine a major life event for you occurring on April 11, 1954, and more than fifty years later, the day is only remembered for how statistically boring it was.
by Someone who kinda exists November 21, 2022
A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
by Someone who kinda exists November 1, 2021
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Someone who kinda exists August 13, 2021
A website that was really funny and interesting until about 2016-18, when it became a liberal echo tunnel.
I miss when Reddit was a funny website that wasn't dominated by liberals who apparently don't realize that threatening to kill the president is extremely illegal.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
by Someone who kinda exists July 7, 2021
by Someone who kinda exists March 16, 2023
The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.
*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.
Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.
Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"
Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
by Someone who kinda exists October 29, 2022
An abbreviation for "Unlimited."
"UL" is most commonly found on Reddit. UL subs are made in response to popular subs that have incredibly stupid auto-moderators that automatically remove 99% of posts with zero explanation (or a bullshit explanation).
r/showerthoughtsUL and r/AskRedditUL are the more famous ones. r/TrueUnpopularOpinion does not have UL in its name, but still falls into this.
r/showerthoughtsUL and r/AskRedditUL are the more famous ones. r/TrueUnpopularOpinion does not have UL in its name, but still falls into this.
by Someone who kinda exists June 20, 2023