warlock

An old device traditionally constructed of wood, iron, or any heavy metal, used to fasten two opponents together until conflict is resolved through negogiation, compromise, mediation, arbitration, or victory. Commmonly a counterpart to key.

I havn't laughed in a non-sardonic way for 3 years and am probably slightly to massively overweight.

by Joseph Joel Joyce January 28, 2004

warlock

warlock is not only a wizard its more potent than blueberry weed

that warlock last night was more intense than any blueberry i have ever had

by drugs r us March 4, 2004

warlock

Individual of dubious ancestry (possibly sired by Nazi occupiers during WW2 for example)who, while inordinately rich, for the purposes of social intercourse, pretends to be poor or plebean

"You know youve reached rock bottom when people openly accuse you of being a Warlock on the street" - From The Collected Memoirs of John Major.

by DumbGrunt July 28, 2004

warlock

Warlock as in a Warlock Deity, perphaps a moronic fellow alas not all warlock are moronic

Warlock_Deity

by Kelt October 3, 2003

warlock

a fake witch see fluff bunny

She says she is Wiccan, but basically she's a warlock!

by Anonymous December 14, 2002

warlock

a silly frenchman who pretends he is english

sings badly

I'm not french, says warlock.
lies says all

by nemesis August 2, 2004

warlocked

The act of being nerfed.

Man1: Thanks to the assault weapons ban I can't buy assault rifles anymore, I have to settle with a handgun.
Man2: ahahahhaha dude you've been warlocked.

by Anduin April 13, 2005