An old device traditionally constructed of wood, iron, or any heavy metal, used to fasten two opponents together until conflict is resolved through negogiation, compromise, mediation, arbitration, or victory. Commmonly a counterpart to key.
I havn't laughed in a non-sardonic way for 3 years and am probably slightly to massively overweight.
by Joseph Joel Joyce January 28, 2004

by drugs r us March 04, 2004

Individual of dubious ancestry (possibly sired by Nazi occupiers during WW2 for example)who, while inordinately rich, for the purposes of social intercourse, pretends to be poor or plebean
"You know youve reached rock bottom when people openly accuse you of being a Warlock on the street" - From The Collected Memoirs of John Major.
by DumbGrunt July 28, 2004


by Anonymous December 14, 2002

by nemesis August 02, 2004

Man1: Thanks to the assault weapons ban I can't buy assault rifles anymore, I have to settle with a handgun.
Man2: ahahahhaha dude you've been warlocked.
Man2: ahahahhaha dude you've been warlocked.
by Anduin April 13, 2005
