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University 

Harder, more expensive, and less fun than a normal, less pompous college.

Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.

Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.

And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.
Just because you get accepted to university doesn't mean you should go.
University by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010

University 

the prestigious prepatory school which boasts records in the academic and athletic areas unmatched by so-called "rival" schools
peace and happiness, no hating on other schools
University by unirules June 2, 2004

University 

A school for lazy knobs and skanks who don't want to do manual labour work,who's parents have too much money and not enough time for their kids while making more money.
Here we have a useless University knob trying to tell people how to do jobs they have no idea about
University by Count mein April 28, 2019

university 

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.
Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"
university by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022

University 

A womb for people who are not ready to face the reality.
University is a womb.
University by cum-on March 12, 2023

university 

that place where you feel so coerced into turning in assignments.
university is a fine place to learn and live as if you were made for the world
university by Virgos Child February 13, 2025

University of Scandal and Corruption 

A Los Angeles-based university that boasts numerous scandals and years of corruption in an attempt to appear as an academic elite and an athletic powerhouse.
If you want to feel embarrassed as an alumnus, then graduate from the University of Scandal and Corruption.