Trouser Snake

thing you'll touch if you squeews my sock

like a thrid leg

by jack-u-late June 9, 2003

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

Cambodian Trouser Snake

Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the female humans - in some cases male - in a desperate attempt to gain self respect or popularity ; Often exaggerated in size.

Person A: "Oh my, there's a snake in there!"

Person B: "It looks like my Cambodian Trouser Snake has gotten loose! We should try and tame it before it attacks."

by Nutella Stuart May 18, 2009

trouser snake oil

Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.

Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.

by Patrick Graydon September 4, 2007

Trouser Snake Charmer

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit

A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.

by themiss2001 February 26, 2011