the stranger 

The stranger also applies to the act of a gentleman sitting on his own penis until the sensation of numbness occurs; once he commences masturbation, it will feel like he is wanking somebody else off - i.e. the stranger.

Bongo mag under his left arm, Marvin Dickjump went to his room to pleasure a stranger.

the stranger by tickled May 28, 2004

The Stranger 

1. A 1977 album by Billy Joel, ranked #70 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums of All Time
2. Titular song from above album
3. A 1942 novel originally published in French by French author and philosopher Albert Camus

1. Man, I just bought a copy of The Stranger from Borders, this album truly is a magnum opus.
2. I've been listening to The Stranger on YouTube repeatedly lately, such a catchy song!
3. Jesus, after reading The Stranger, I feel like I'm having an existential crisis....

The Stranger by RichmondRVA October 14, 2016

"The Stranger" 

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Once asleep you wack your weasle with said hand

"What are your plans tonight Bill?"
"I've got a hot date with "The Stranger"

"The Stranger" by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

The Stranger Punch 

The act of sitting on your hand until numb followed by a punch to your chick's head during sex (or anal). The effect is to protect your hand from any potential pain. In order to accomplish this, know the stranger and the donkey punch.

donkey punch the stranger

Cool guy: Bro I did the stranger punch on my girl last night!

Cool guy's friend: Sick! How's your hand?

Cool guy: No pain at all!

The Stranger Punch by Enlicensed April 6, 2009

the stranger's cousin 

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.

I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin

the stranger's cousin by Lewispewis December 9, 2017

The stranger stranger 

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your best friend as you fuck him in the butt.

Derek proclaimed, "No homo!" after giving his best buddy the stranger stranger the night before.

The stranger stranger by DonKidick February 9, 2022

The stranger thing 

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.

Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions

The stranger thing by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018