When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep. Once asleep you wack your weasle with said hand
"What are your plans tonight Bill?"
"I've got a hot date with "The Stranger"
Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock
Joe: "how was your date with Andy?"
Bob:" It sucked assballs man. I had no clue she was such a tender tugger"
"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"
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