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The shoe is on the floor! 

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

To shit on the floor 

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.
Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.
To shit on the floor by Tjimå February 28, 2022

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory. 

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

Come for the food, stay for the pie 

To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.
"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"

WHO SHIT THE FLOOR? 

WHO SHIT THE FLOOR means that people are making a big deal out of something or that some person or situation is blown out of proportion. WHO SHIT THE FLOOR is a saying that comes from a famous story that spread throughout locations and generations. This saying is taken from the true story of a man walking into a home where there was shit on the floor. He then proceeded to yell, "WHO SHIT THE FLOOR?". This joke then spread around the East Coast and all of the United states to have a variety of comedy and exaggerated meanings. It can be utilized to immediately change the tone of the conversation and atmosphere.
*walks into a room where people are arguing with no previous knowledge* Carl asked suddenly, " Well, who shit the floor?" The group he walked in with laughed and this changed the demeanor of the room.
WHO SHIT THE FLOOR? by RealTalk81 November 2, 2020

Shit On The Floor 

A general term that describes a strong emotion. Whether it be angry or surprise.
Mom: " Go do the dishes"
Kid: "No bitch, I'll shit on the floor."
Shit On The Floor by cooliodude24 September 24, 2017