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Earl Sweatshirt 

“Have you heard Earl Sweatshirt’s album “doris” it’s really good”

National give a girl my sweatshirt day

Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day
“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”

sweatshirt hottie 

A sub-group of the human female species defined by the ability to assume hottie status by donning a sweatshirt, usually emblazoned with the acronym for the local university. They are particularly common in Central Florida on the UCF campus, during the frigid winter months between November to January when temperatures plummet south of 85 degrees. The sweatshirt hottie ensemble typically comprises the requisite sweatshirt (hoodies are cuter), tight jeans that morph cellulite into a sexiness, a thick black belt and flip flops: after all, it is Florida. Sneakers are passable. Proper sweatshirt fit is crucial: it should obscure rolls and muffin tops, while suggesting the presence of large breasts. A more disheveled hairstyle adds to the effect: the sweatshirt hottie appears relaxed, vibrant, sexy and, due to the attire, vaguely or wholly athletic.
Note to be confused with a sweater hottie.
"This campus is great. Half-naked, tan, athletic girls all spring and summer, and sweatshirt hotties during the two seconds of winter."

sweatshirt hottie by ucfryan December 9, 2007

Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day 

This day is on september 24th. If you give a girl your sweatshirt on this day (or any day for that matter), you'll make that girl the happiest.
I wish someone would give me their sweatshirt, since it's Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day. #hoodieszn

SWEATSHIRT 

a stupid song written by some dumbass teenage boy named jacob sartorious who thinks he is famous and can get with any girl just cos he lipsynced on Musial.ly
JACOB:YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRLS: i dont want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweatshit 

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.
"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."
Sweatshit by pusiwillow September 12, 2013