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Chop Suey Chad

The Super Saiyan form of the man of small stature, Chad (negative form). Penis gets 69000 social credits when evolving but only grows one centimeter. Can easily take on Godzilla but gets curbed stomped by Aaron Kyro. By the way, he enjoys eating chop suey and noodles
Timothy Hammond: Chop Suey Chad got no diffed by Aaron Kyro!
Marcus Papanott: Chop Suey Chad kinda strong but trash.
Chop Suey Chad by GlassesPwr March 24, 2022
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American Chop Suey 

The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.
I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!
American Chop Suey by TACOpolo January 29, 2009

Chop suey 

At term for Chinese mob assassinations in Chinatown. Can be used for any Chinese mob assassination though.
My god ! They just made chop suey out of Henry!
Chop suey by Yourmatedowntheroad January 17, 2016

chop suey 

Sex with an Asian
They did a little chop suey
chop suey by Luddz April 15, 2015

Chop Suey! 

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I love the song Chop Suey! by System of a Down
Chop Suey! by DudeBroKowski February 28, 2022

cock suey 

While having sexual relations with a woman, you pull your penis out during said relations and smack her on the nose violently with it while shouting "Cock Suey!" then reinsert and repeat if necessary.
Well I'd just returned from teaching the Harvard MBA. My wife, Scarlett Johansson and I were entertaining our good friend Professor Stephen Hawking, who had come to ask my advice on his latest theory concerning the evolution of the universe. He and I were in the library, browsing through my most recent translation of early Etruscan hymns into middle Flemish, when he said, and I'll never forget this, he said "While I was having sex the other night I gave the hooker a Cock Suey and you should try it too!"

cock suey by Peter Squeal January 12, 2009

Chop Suey 

Chop Suey is a song by System of a Down. This song is the epitome of perfection in music.
"Chop Suey is the best freakin song ever."
"Fo shizzle!"