1. the act of coming home after smoking a bunch of shitty weed, and you're still in a slighty under the influence, but no one adresses it. Including the consumption of mass quantities of food and the veiwing of television shows that you normally wouldn't watch.
skizzing is the best
by stonerrrbittchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 9, 2010
Tim: you see that phat ass!!!
Eric: skizz!!!
or
Dianna: I love you baby!
Tom: Skizz
Dianna: WTF!!
Tom: I mean, me to.
Eric: skizz!!!
or
Dianna: I love you baby!
Tom: Skizz
Dianna: WTF!!
Tom: I mean, me to.
by El_BigNuts April 19, 2009
by Le Touriste March 2, 2021
verb.- to both skeet and jizz on someone at the same time. This is a miraculously impressive ejaculation that cannot be described with only one of the two words. When combined, this new word skizz takes ejaculation to a whole new length of awesomeness. Also the name of a parrot pillow pet.
Joe: Dude I just skizzed all over Becky and left.
Tom: I really want to skizz on this girl but she won't let me.
Jen: Hey, do you know where my parrot Skizz is?
Tom: I really want to skizz on this girl but she won't let me.
Jen: Hey, do you know where my parrot Skizz is?
by Skizzerizz200 April 27, 2011
by Shamoothewhale August 11, 2008
To be tweaking to a major degree. To be jacked up on caffiene or other stimulants. Possibly to a worrysome point.
by The Boom October 28, 2008
verb meaning to become so internally distraught over some expression of political heterodoxy as to be paralyzed beyond simply vibrating with emotional distress
noun meaning an example of the above
noun meaning an example of the above
ME: But Josh was a junior at Brown and was baizuo and so woke he could only skizz as she explained her view to the others.
YOU: Wow! I heard about his skizz at lunch today.
YOU: Wow! I heard about his skizz at lunch today.
by Ceewillee March 23, 2022