A pillow that you can turn into a pet! Sooo cute!!(;
Panda bear pillow pet
Turtle pillow pet
A device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult
Oh shit moms almost home, we gotta hide the grass in my pillow pet!
A euphemism for sex among preteens.
Tim: Dude! Eva and I are gonna play Pillow Pets after school today.
Rick: Heh, She's such a slut
cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!
A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex
"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."
Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid.
Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets
for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.