schmoo

(adj) something gross usually of the stick/gooey variety;
describing something cool or stupid.

dude, that thing on the floor looks like green schmoo
or
OMG! he was like that shirt is soooooo schmoo

by rockergrl101 May 19, 2010

a stuck-up snob who hates kids and steals other peeps best friends

by Oink Oink June 13, 2003

A person (usually guy) who loves muscular/physically well built women
and finds sexual thrill in being dominated by them.

You know you're a schmoo when the first thing you check out on a girl are her biceps.

by Eddie In Limbo April 25, 2004

1. a yeast cell, just before it buds.
2. an unhygienic person who has wide hips and a full belly.

stavros lomvardas is a schmoo.

by petros May 18, 2003

Geez she had a nice blad schmoo

by Tubby Csikos March 7, 2005

Brad was schmooed by Torry's cock.

by Jimmy The Douche March 10, 2004

SPERM, CUM, whtever you like to call it

mmm, your schmoo tastes like ginger ale

by Cletis McFuck May 16, 2004