According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.
by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011
A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior
by cunt69 June 7, 2014
The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.
by Sportsnet2020 October 22, 2009
MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. Literally so much cooler than you and everyone else. The smartest, and you could basically call her the next Albert Einstein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people; wow i wonder who the next albert einstein is going to be
everyone else; I know, its definately lola schmitt because she's so smart and a literal genius
everyone else; I know, its definately lola schmitt because she's so smart and a literal genius
by nextalberteinstein December 13, 2021
by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017
To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT
by boing757 June 3, 2009
A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.
by Ryderchik February 6, 2018