reet

A lack of mental prowess. Retard

Hey reet, knock it off!

Oh crap I'm such a reet!

by John Jacoby September 15, 2006

reet

A call for a deer and it is also short for reefer

man im smokin da reet

by Jebudia Smith March 12, 2003

reet

American Northeast slang for retard

that kid is such a reet!

by Meg Anne July 28, 2006

Be reet

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 20, 2007

Reet

People with this name are best at everything. They are total philosophers and their statements are mostly found true. You won't ever find a better and if you want to uplift your mood just knock their door once and you won't feel low again

She is a total Reet
Oh I wish I had some Reet kinda people

by Siddhant Potter April 24, 2020

Reet

Common slang term used in the North West of England. Basically means "right" and is used to describe something that is "good". It is also used as a greeting, replacing the word "hello" or "hi". it can also be used as reassurance when faced with certain situations.

"That pie were proper reet"
That pie was very good
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"Reet there lad"
Hello there mate
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"Be reet"
Everything will be ok

by Heidious July 31, 2005

Reet

Short for the word retard. A massive idiot.

Stop being a reet mate.

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019