Reeti
An AWESOME girl who always gets through the hard times. She is a beautiful young woman. She is crazy and fun to hang with.
Reeti by Spunkgirl11 January 30, 2017
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Reeti
A gorgeous, spunky, kind person. Pretty crazy, but down to earth. She'll be the most random person and tries to find the good in eveything.
Reeti by moogoesthecow April 15, 2009
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Reeti
A reeti is a loveable, sweet, sexy person with a great personality. Talking to her makes you smile no matter how dull the day may seem. She is as beautiful as a sunrise, rising up, shining the world with happiness. You can't hate a reeti, way to loveable, and very caring. :)
Perfection= Reeti
Perfection= Reeti
That reeti is HOT.
Reeti by kevin is reeti's bff :) February 19, 2010
Reeti
A dangerously sweet human whose default setting is “How can I help you?” even when nobody asked. Known to offer emotional support, life advice, and occasionally their entire weekend.
Often so caring that friends mistake them for a free 24/7 customer support center, forgetting that Reetis are actual people and not unlimited-service subscriptions.
Often so caring that friends mistake them for a free 24/7 customer support center, forgetting that Reetis are actual people and not unlimited-service subscriptions.
“Don’t be a Reeti and agree to help everyone with their assignments again.”
"Oh no we killed Reeti's cat; doesn't matter she always understands"
"Oh no we killed Reeti's cat; doesn't matter she always understands"
Reeti by whodis87654 November 13, 2025
cranial rectitis
1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007
Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up
If you look at that mug that Urban Dictionary advertises really closely, it’ll say this. Well, of what you can read of it.
You: Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up.
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?
Your friend: wat da fuq dit u jus sae?
Well said aid in a eement can be used as reeting, hey ats up by Hongolomngonolongongous November 2, 2020
Reebin
Reebin by SafeSoldier1 September 27, 2008
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.