procrastibate

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

by minirollsrule May 2, 2010

procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight May 15, 2011

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by uffda.doncha.know February 23, 2010

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

by L2uk3 September 6, 2010

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

by DeBaser485 December 19, 2008

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 9, 2011