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pipe dream 

word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.
you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe
pipe dream by cim April 19, 2003
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pipe dream 

A fantasy someone has while under the influence of marijuana. Somewhere between a day dream and a regular dream.
When I was packin' the bowl, I had a pipe dream that I was on the beach in Jamaica!
pipe dream by hbi September 19, 2004

Pipe dream 

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.
That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.
Pipe dream by Boarman August 14, 2009

pipe dream 

In MVP Baseball 2005 on the Xbox, a four seam fastball right down the middle or hanging changeup, the latter of which 2005 Mark Teixiera likes to pull down the line for high arcing homeruns that sometimes hit the foul pole. Juan Uribe and Mike Piazza also make a living off hitting these pitches.
*Joe fouls off hanging changeup*
Joe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW, that was a pipe dream!
Jeff: you suck.

Pipe Dream 

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
Pipe Dream by yourface019 January 9, 2021

Pipe Dream 

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
Pipe Dream by yourface019 January 10, 2021

Pipe dream 

When you just want that cock so bad that you’re dreaming day and night about it.

Very sus, but admittedly so. Can be used as a compliment.

In reference to Kusorare’s openly homosexual gay hip-hop lyrics. Famous for his gay version of Gummo (Cummo), Sickomode (Dickomode), and A lot (A lot of bootie).
«That boy is my pipe dream.»
«I want that dick in my dreams. Call it pipe dream.»
«Can’t get this pipe dream out of my head. I want it!»
Pipe dream by PipeKing April 15, 2021