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MUPPET is an acronym for:

'Most Useless / Pathetic Person Ever Trained'

Common usage has seen the term become a day-to-day reference for someone who is particularly stupid, clumsy or lacking common in sense and logic.

Origins: Unknown - however most evidence points to the film industry (particulary gaffers & grips) rather than the US Military who is usually given the credit for such acronyms.
"Shall we get Tom in on the project?
Tom? - Hell no, He's a total muppet."
MUPPET by EnzoYug June 11, 2006
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Someone who makes other people laugh. Very often muppets hang around with other muppets, creating flocks. They are recognized by their strange behaviour and loud laughter.

Warning! Acting like a muppet might make people think you're retarded. But that is sort of fun.
Muppet: You laugh at silly things and burst into strange songs for no apparent reason accompanied by equally strange dancemoves.

Muppetdancing: You listen to a song (or make one up yourself) and start moving. You don't care if anyone laugh at you.

It might look ugly, but it's fun! (See FUN in UD.)
Muppet by WTFNVM September 9, 2010
Those named Junior have always been known to be muppets
"Did you hear about Junior?"

"That muppet? What's he done this time.."
muppet by nothintofwi October 9, 2019
A ratchety individual who is so obnoxious said person seems not human. Someone who is over the top, projecting a mentality at a volume or with movements to get attention. This can be a demeanor thing or aesthetic thing. Like being a puppet, puppets aren't real there for, a muppet is being fake going along with things just to fit in.
(A bunch of teenage girls yelling and giggling over irrelevant things in public) one would say, "Look at those jankey ass "Muppets"!

"Look at her her blue eye shadow someone felt Muppety today."

(Wearing a shirt where you can see the bra clearly through it) "What a "Muppet."

"Whats the difference between a "Muppet" and a regular girl? Daddy issues."

" Is it me or do all muppets shop at kohls."
Muppet by Angela Jude June 10, 2013
'shut up and go home, you muppet'
muppet by nick August 21, 2003
A Derogratory term used to describe somone who is too stupid to think for themselves that they must have somone elses hand up thier ass.
"She's very conforming"
"Yea, shes a real muppet."

"You Fking muppet!"

ect.
Muppet by Deitch May 5, 2009
a complete idiot who doesnt get it...
it being anything

a.k.a. fool
bob: muppet
peter: oi
bob: clown
peter: fool
bob: rat
Muppet by muppet123456789 April 17, 2006