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meat puppet 

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
meat puppet by pamschel January 12, 2009

Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.
I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.
Meat Puppet by Burleyfish November 11, 2025

Meat puppet throat punch 

1. When a man fucks your throat 2. When mini me takes a ride down your esophagus.
My man just meat puppet throat punched me.

stanky meat puppet 

Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.
Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.

or

Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.
stanky meat puppet by jmorgan September 20, 2007

braindead meat puppet 

braindead meat puppet is someone who is empty in the head and guided by other people
that braindead meat puppet is fooled by friends into doing something stupid

Cambodian Meat-Puppet 

Noun. Origins, Cambodia, during Nam don't ask....Traditional rite of passage (see also Cambodian Flesh Hoagie Rodeo, Only Grade D) When a Flacid penis is transformed into a marinade so that the urethra is slighty to extremely horizotally fixed into the oblong Cambodian Slit-EYE.
Exhibit A: I got a fever, and the only cure is the one and only Cambodian Meat-Puppet.
Exhibit B: