masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.

I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.

by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016

Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

angry masterbaition

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.

i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.

by walace March 20, 2007

Obsessive masterbaition disorder

A disorder in which one has the urge to perform the act of masterbaition frequently.

Bob has an obsessive masterbaition disorder. He beat his meat 20 times in 1 day! Lets hope he didnt run out of tissues!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

Masterbait

other pronounce of the word masturbate. Usually used by master and baiters.

John likes to masterbait, because he is alone.

by ZezinhoMendonça October 27, 2017

Masterbaition

Something that you do with your friends at 12:00 in the morning together with your masterbaition group session.

Oh no our masterbaition group session was cancelled.

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

masterbaiter

An expert fisherman! Masterbaiters usually wank- I mean WAKE up at 3 AM to catch some fresh cod.

Person 1: I got a gold medal in fishing camp!
Person 2: Yo, that's great!
Person 1: Yeah, and I got a nickname there too lol

Person 2: What's your nickname?
Person 1: The Masterbaiter.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023