Mortimer

(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.

guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?"
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."

Mortimer by Gil Barry January 21, 2009

Maritimes 

1. The collective name for the Canadian Provinces of Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.

2.Where many of the inter-provincial Canadian immigrants are from.

3.A quiet, affordable, reasonably safe and naturally beautiful (if not boring) place to have a home and raise a family or take a vacation.

1. Want a summer full of Lobster and beaches but light on the wallet? Head on down to the Maritimes.

2.I saw alot of people from the maritimes when I went to Calgary for that job interview.

3.If you want a quiet life near an ocean where you don't have to pay 3000$ a month for a basement apartment and worry about mountain lions eating you on the way to your car, do we have the place for you.

Maritimes by labardine June 28, 2008

marytime

The time differential for girls, in which they are always late or require much more time to get ready. A play off the word 'maritime'.

Joe: She's late again!
Mark: You need to go by marytime. She is actually on time.

marytime by pocahontatas January 15, 2011

Massachusetts Maritime Academy 

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.

Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom

Massachusetts Maritime Academy by bk baller January 18, 2011

Mortimer Syndrome 

1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.

I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.

Mortimer Syndrome by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009

Mortimered 

When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.

Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!

Mortimered by TalonZahn April 24, 2019

maritime pour 

A term used to define a drink which has been mixed with more than the regular 1oz of achohol.

Created by Sean O'Connor

Bartender give me a scotch I would like a maritime pour.

maritime pour by Reggie92 December 30, 2013