The laptop topped off the lap.
by vvlad August 31, 2008
Get the laptopmug. A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.
We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
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Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
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The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free
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Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
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The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free
by EBZ13 May 09, 2019
Get the Laptopmug. by Mel February 25, 2003
Get the laptopmug. When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
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DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
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DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
Get the laptopmug. Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.
"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."
by Bob Sometimes January 09, 2006
Get the Laptopmug. by TheInternetCritic March 11, 2022
Get the Laptopmug. by amin82 May 13, 2020
Get the laptopmug.