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Laptopping

The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.
I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?

froth lapping 

Performing oral sex on a female after a gangbang. Named for the white creamy froth that appears after vigourous sex.
After a participating nice afternoon train, Earl likes to go froth lapping for hours.

lactoting 

To breast-feed while walking around.
I can't believe she was lactoting in the mall food court.
lactoting by Mike Padget October 17, 2015

teen lapping 

To lick a teen's pussy.
teen lapping by Wyseguy July 21, 2005

Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.
Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.
Laptopping by madebyafan September 15, 2015

lapping up the likes 

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.
Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"