Hypocritipotamus 

Hypocrite + Hippopotamus = Hypocritipotamus

1. Someone involved in a large scale of hypocrisy.
2. An obese hypocrite.
3. An actual hippopotamus who is a hypocrite.
4. A hungry, hungry hypocrite.

Fox News is a Hypocritipotamus.

Hypocritipotamus by Jre October 29, 2009

Hypocritical Mass 

Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.

Looks like Dave has reached hypocritical mass.... Does he ever stick to what he says?

Hypocritical Mass by shaneurysm September 22, 2011

hypocriticize 

The act of being critical and hypocritical at the same time.

For example when one gossips behind someone's back about gossiping behind someone's back.

"I am going to hypocriticize Kim Kardashian's life choices so don't judge me.

hypocriticize by bexness June 17, 2016

hypocriticizer 

Someone who is a hypocrite. They same something but do the exact opposite. Word was first used on Harold and Kumar when they found president Bush somking weed.

Kumar: Sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. You're a hypocrite.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.

hypocriticizer by Perky Toobs Bandit March 1, 2009

hypocritic 

Some one who criticizes you for something who also does that thing.

My parents say I watch too much tv and gorunded me for it, but they watch tv from 7-12. They are such hypocritics!
Everyone is a hypocritic!

hypocritic by Baseer September 17, 2005

hypocritic 

a hypocritical-critic.

someone who critizes another but they do/are the same as the person their critising.

The church minister displayed open-hatred views toward gays, but behind doors he was gay, what a hypocritic.

hypocritic by appkey January 5, 2007

hypocrites 

President George W. Bush

Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!

3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush

President Bush: The hypocrites love him

hypocrites by Oo Sol oO December 9, 2008