1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)
"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."
by dingus March 16, 2003
A caucasian male who is very attractive and likes some or all of the following: Chacos, the beach, organic foods/products, doesn't need showers, likes all weather, wears birkenstocks, doesn't mind himself and others to be naked, likes tattoos, trying new and extreme things, drinks tea more than coffee, has longish hair and maybe dreads, wants more tattoos, loves Jesus.
by Wallace P. Smith December 4, 2006
A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.
by biggdogg September 4, 2003
short little white girl with long brown hair who is a tree hugging hippy and eats massive amounts of healthy foods such as granola (usually jewish)
"hey, did you see that granola out in the park with veggies in her pockets?"
"yah man, i hear shes a jew"
"yah man, i hear shes a jew"
by kelliam March 17, 2007
What hippies eat when they aren't saving the already dead whales or protesting in forests just to save a fucking owl.
by Kill the fucken Hippies! May 22, 2003
Also known as Hokie loving Diet Coke drinkers, Granolas are a specific breed of tree huggers who will deny their alliance with non-showering hippies to all ends. Do not let this fool you, they are all around - even at your workplace. Common characteristics of Granolas include a distinctive "trash" smell, a love for organic food, and constant discussion of the latest Ellen Degeneres show.
There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
Did you guys see Dan drinking yet another Diet Coke at work today? I think he's a Granola.
Dan denies he is a Hippie though.
Man he is Granola for sure.
Dan denies he is a Hippie though.
Man he is Granola for sure.
by paulcassell December 11, 2006