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granola
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short
little white girl with
long
brown hair who is a tree hugging
hippy
and eats massive amounts of healthy foods such as granola (usually jewish)
"hey, did you
see
that granola out in the
park
with veggies in her pockets?"
"yah man, i hear shes a
jew
"
granola
by
kelliam
March 17, 2007
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