Also known as Hokie loving Diet Coke drinkers, Granolas are a specific breed of tree huggers who will deny their alliance with non-showering hippies to all ends. Do not let this fool you, they are all around - even at your workplace. Common characteristics of Granolas include a distinctive "trash" smell, a love for organic food, and constant discussion of the latest Ellen Degeneres show.
There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
Did you guys see Dan drinking yet another Diet Coke at work today? I think he's a Granola.