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Goyard is a French luggage manufacturer established in 1853 by François Goyard, located on the rue Saint-Honoré in Paris. Goyard will monogram their luggage's canvas with the initials of its customers upon request, and produces special orders and custom pieces, made to order in Carcassonne, France. Goyard has retail stores in Paris, Beverly Hills, Boston, Hong Kong, Kyoto, London, New York, Osaka, San Francisco, São Paulo, Seoul and Tokyo.
"The Goyard so hard. Man, I'm Hugo's boss." - Kanye West
Goyard by Nemo1995 May 10, 2011
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godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.
Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.
godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008
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Gothardite 

A derogatory term for those following the quasi-cultic teachings of William (Bill) Gothard, usually from his Basic Seminar or from the homeschooling organization named Advanced Training Institute (ATI).
Mark is such a Gothardite; he never listens to rock music or talks to girls at all.

See also IBLP
Gothardite by jay February 21, 2005
Small jewish boy jewish small bitch
Jason : Look at Dylan in his stupid Yamaka
Joe: He's so small too, what a Gotar
Jason: Haha I couldn't have said it better myself.
n. (go-zard)
1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.
I can’t believe that guy is flirting with Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks like Godzilla and Minnie Mouse’s love child.
Gozard by raejae December 29, 2008
When one ejaculates in their underwear by accident at an awkward moment.
"Are you ok?"
"Nah I just pulled a Goward"
goward by Beast12345 May 20, 2014

Gonardial 

A new term for the male genital region.
That baseball just hit him in the Gonardial area.
Gonardial by #HEEL April 28, 2012