get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

by john January 1, 2005

get bent

a phrase indicative of reluctance to perform a task or a blatant show of anger at something/someone. often used by participants in one-on-one games, ie checkers, when one player feels s/he has been cheated.

player 1 "hey, you can't use the half-pincer! that's unfair!"
player 2 "this is my checkers board!"
player 1 *smashes the board* "GET BENT!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

get bent

it's like saying "go fuck yourself," because when a person MASTERBATES a lot, their penis begins to curve (or "bend")... it's what you say to someone who has nothing better to do.

"hey mike, we should go drinking tonight"
"or you could just get bent!"

by beasley September 28, 2005

get bent

An infamous phrase that was generated in the world of Lineage2. Mostly said to people when they say "stop ksing," and you say it to throw them into confusion which results in them googling what it means.

"stop ksing, plizzzzz"
"get bent"

by Sasha Yoko February 18, 2007

get bent

To have sex with another person of the same sex.

Hey guys, does anyone want to get bent with me?!

by The Holy Father November 25, 2007

Get bent

Go away. Fuck off. Go fuck yourself.

Crowley: I don't need your help. Get bent, Moose.

by LikesToBeLazy October 23, 2014

Get bent

A phrase used to politely tell someone to fuck off/get fucked

You know what “get bent” bro.

Yeah we we’re arguing in public and I simply said “get bent”

by Lucid_dreaming March 14, 2023