Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.

I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.

Freetard by Mean Machine April 3, 2003

freetard

A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.
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ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.

freetard by freekydeeky March 26, 2007

freetard

Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition

The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"

freetard by snowflake50 September 14, 2012

freetarded 

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

freetarded by mrgerbek December 29, 2009

Freetard

“an Evan,” someone who believes crazy things; extremely free-thinking.

Ya dingus, you sounded like a freetard today when u said your hair was made of melatonin!

Freetard by Martin(the1st) October 17, 2017

FreeTard

New players on a videogame during a free weekend or other events in the same vain.

I cant play this game. There are way too many freetards on right now.

FreeTard by HolidayElite March 27, 2020

freetard

Synonymous with Freeman a word used in free masonry.

Masonry is the oldest pyramid scheme on record. Making a man believe he belongs to something greater, to offer his services and service for free, when all that man is; is a free-slave to the "master"(s) above them in the temple who call themselves "master masons". Dishonest people with money form their temples to gather their local freetards.

Look that masonic temple sure does have a mess of freetards within it.

freetard by templeoflight May 18, 2021