email 

Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.

1: "HILLARY'S EMAILS HUNTER'S LAPTOP UKRAINE VUVUZELA CHYNA 1984 100 MILLION DEAD"
2: "OK Boomer"

email by Gjord August 15, 2022

email 

A means of distributing pr0n and surveys

No practical use found as yet.

I just recieved some more pr0n in teh email.

email by soup+ March 3, 2003

email 

"E"nables you to send something to someone, at sometime, for some reason and somehow it magically gets somewhere.

I (and you) can potentially email everyone or anyone in the world.

email by T-bot October 10, 2005

email 

What is used to sign up for facebook/tumblr/twitter/other social sites.

Please confirm your account with the link we sent to your email.

email by Dahlface. September 30, 2011

email 

A quick, impersonal, sometimes unemotional form of transfering text in data form, from one shitty person to the next. Email is straight trash. There is no "miracle drug" to make your penis grow 5 inches longer. God punishes and rewards men based upon his love for them. Sorry Chinese dudes.

God uses email to punish puny men.

email by Matt Pack January 11, 2006

email 

something that sucks, but it sure is better than instant messaging.

email sucks, but you have to give it credit for being better than instant messaging.

email by dref said right June 23, 2004

email 

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

email by Max April 11, 2004