Crotch

(n) (adj) (v)
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.

“Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”

by swagdaddy750450 September 06, 2020

crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 05, 2013

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

by HomerSimpson March 05, 2005

Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)

by ep42 April 23, 2009

Crotch

A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.

Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!

by Seedy Tea October 12, 2011

crotch it

when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.

"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."

by Mike C. February 03, 2005

crotches

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.

by Tawfiq loves saja August 01, 2018