confuser

the term for a computer used by someone who has trouble using them.

"how do you turn the confuser off? do i just pull the plug out of the wall?"

by el_ectra May 11, 2007

Confuser

A confuser is someone who you are attracted to despite not usually fancying someone of that gender

Dave: I usually like girls but I do have a bit of a thing for Johnny Depp
Hazel: Oh, he's your confuser. Mine is Drew Barrymore

by badbumblebee March 9, 2010

confusion

When your girlfriend wont sleep with you when your both drunk.

Im in a state of total confusion.

by 12346468 March 14, 2009

confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 18, 2003

Confusion

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

by Antonio November 14, 2003

Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

by Yazamin January 1, 2010

confusion

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

by rmckenzie53 November 19, 2010