3 definitions by Yazamin

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A religious person or persons that can easily be mistaken for juice when said out loud.
Person one: Would you like some juice?
Person two: Jews!?
Person one: No, no! Juice!
Person two: Oh, thank god. You had me worried there.
by Yazamin November 26, 2009

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Usually describes people who like to have things all to themselves. Those people can also be called selfish. Greedy is sometimes used as a stereotype for Jews.
Nick: I want all the money in the world!
Jack: Dude, thats really greedy. No wonder you're Jewish.
Nick: That's a stereotype.
Jack: Apparently it's a GOOD stereotype.
by Yazamin November 26, 2009

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What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.
Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
by Yazamin December 31, 2009

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