clingon 

when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly

i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon

clingon by whinney the poo August 8, 2003

clintonspeak

see political correctness..........

see also big brother,george orwell,1984

clintonspeak by i fart on you August 23, 2004

clingon 

1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.

2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.

3. A grappler.

1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.

2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.

3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.

clingon by Sharon Johnson May 25, 2006

clingon 

When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.

Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon

Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon

Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon

Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon

clingon by LizzysGotWheelz November 3, 2011

Cling-ons 

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2
3. backdoor boogers

"Spock!!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

Cling-ons by ASfinkterSaysWhat June 14, 2005

cling-ons 

meth addicts with kickitmuch syndrome
can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor

if you sell drugs you'll catch a clingon evenyually

cling-ons by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

clingon 

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clingon by Anonymous April 18, 2003