I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
by Specialist April 20, 2004

The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck
by TimmyTARD April 08, 2008

by Phil Tort March 11, 2004

by Phil Tort March 11, 2004

1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
by WordUp March 11, 2004

Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.
by FilthyRich1977 May 22, 2010

by jamessmith111 March 01, 2009
