Uranus

1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus

I SAW URANUS IN THE TELESCOPE

by My pseudonym is SHUTUP April 11, 2016

Uranus

1. Third largest planet in the solar system by diameter and least massive of the gas giants. Discovered by Sir William Herschel in 1781. A naked eye object in good conditions if you know where and what to look for. Higher proportions of water ice, methane and ammonia in the atmospheres of Uranus and Neptune have led astronomers to class these worlds in a separate category known as the ice giants. Knocked on its side by an early impact to its current 98-degree axial tilt, Uranus rolls almost like a ball along its orbit, with first one hemisphere and then the other experiencing daylight. Uranus is known for a system of dark rings of carbonaceous material. Orbits the sun at 1.787 billion miles mean distance, or approaching twenty times Earth's distance, from the Sun. Wins the booby prize for the least photogenic planet in the system, appearing a more or less featureless cyan globe, though this may change at the equinoxes every 42 Earth years. Visited by Voyager 2 in 1986. At last count, 27 moons.

2. Romanised form of the Greek god's name Ouranos, god of the heavens.

3. No scatological jokes, please.

If you know what part of the night sky to look at, you can see the planet Uranus if you squint.

Uranus, god of the heavens.

by Fearman May 12, 2008

Uranus

Your poop hole.

I'm sending THIS up Uranus.

by dj gs68 April 25, 2003

Uranus

the seventh planet in the solar system, also used in many jokes. it is said in jokes as UrANUS

NASA couldn't reach Uranus because it is too gassy

by Bej1 June 5, 2012

Uranus

Uranus smells like Ur anus! (true fact)

You smell like Uranus! Did u fart?

by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2021

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022

Uranus

The seventh planet from the Sun, classified as an ice giant. Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia which imparts a blue color. It is also very cold, with temperatures in the neighbourhood of 357° F (-216° C).

The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.

Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).

Look in this new Celestron telescope! See that little blue thing? That's Uranus.

by Telephony February 19, 2018