Trump is tweetering again and again and.....At the dinner table, I regularly announce to all in earshot - he’s tweetering again.
by Twizzlestix December 20, 2018

today garrison bumstead of bumsteads bicycles tweeted that he was shitting and then he wiped his ass therefore "tweeters"
by shagahoe October 25, 2009

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.
People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.
by eric edub December 17, 2011

by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.
Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.
Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.
by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004

a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!
by slm2nun March 05, 2005

the tweeter is a rolled up peice of paper that is folded in half and then launched by rubberband, they hurt like hell if u are hit by one on the skin
by Slm-2-nun May 13, 2005
