1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
by Duw November 6, 2013
Get the Turdmug. by jwaK March 21, 2009
Get the Turdmug. A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 3, 2010
Get the Turdmug. 
1. It's 1 o clock in the morning, why is that turd singing Baby Shark?
2. That little turd had drawn all over the wall again
2. That little turd had drawn all over the wall again
by Borninboro February 8, 2019
Get the Turdmug. by TeamDepp May 23, 2022
Get the Turdmug. A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.
Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.
Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.
by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019
Get the Turdmug.