When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.
I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.
by tambully July 15, 2008
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An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.
She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.
by Amazing_llamas March 10, 2016
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when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something
i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis
by Matt Huff October 31, 2017
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The facial expression on one's face after one has been sitting in front of the computer while unable to contribute anything significant to their thesis, instead staring at the screen in anguish.
I saw Jane in the library today; she must have writers block, as she was making her thesis face at the computer screen.
by braindead101 April 26, 2011
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A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.
Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.
by Aristogama October 23, 2008
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A term used to describe a situation where someone is publicly talking shit about someone else during school.
Dude did you hear that thesis hatement that that Kelly said about Marcy?
by Esmeralda Is Bae October 13, 2017
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