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To not be able to speak properly. Always mummbleing and sluring two words into one, in some cases three.
For example; "How are you" would go into "Howru" and "I love you" becomes "Ilvu".
"Stop speaking so harwood."
by Daniell March 09, 2007

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The coolest place to liive in. From rednecks to gangsters, all races and shapes n size stay here. most of them dont give a fuck and smoke weed, kinda onry and get mad pussy. Group known as THC resides there and usually stick to themselves but if anyone tries to mess with them they gather in large numbers quicly. and they get maddd pusssy
Them harwood boys got it all. THC
by BIG MAN THC March 28, 2009

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A harwood is a failed attempt at picking up a member of the opposite sex. It is usually accompanied by an aggressive and persistent attempt at a much younger target without realizing their disinterest.
That guy has been a harwood all night

This creepy harwood wouldn't leave me alone all night
by Club Crawler April 12, 2010

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/här-wo͝od/
Proper noun: Harwood; plural noun: Harwoods

1. A baby with a boner. Previously thought to be impossible until puberty, this phenomenon leads many proud parents to name the baby boys after their baby boners.
2. A well-put-together, confident man with an easy going attitude and a sense of humor.

3. A man so confident that women approach him and ask him to punish them for being 'bad girls'.
Woman:"Excuse me, Harwood, but, um...would you like to buy me a drink?"
Harwood: "No."
by hgarland February 15, 2017

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