Teal is a girl who’s friendly, can always light up the room with happiness, a great person, extremely pretty, just lovely to be around.
They tend to have beautiful smile, and can stun you with their beauty.
They tend to have beautiful smile, and can stun you with their beauty.
by I WROTE THIS!!!! July 02, 2022

A fairly large Midwestern woman in her mid 20's heavily engaged with the Millennial lifestyle. Spherical in nature and the strongest opposition to the greater dumb. Known to occasionally release digestive gasses on her boyfriend out of anger.
"Oh crap dude, we better get outta here! The Teal is on her way back home and I don't want her gassing in my face.
by BigOlBass4 June 14, 2018

look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt stargown
through a dream night wind
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt stargown
through a dream night wind
by ti karma river rat duluoz January 05, 2004

Teal is something of a "wild card" word, applicable in many situations. Originally it was Beal and occasionally Schmeal, usually shouted drunkenly in Newcastle. However its rites de passage occurred in a toilet when its original users were advised (whilst discussing beal and schmeal in loud voices) to "Shake your Teals!" by a completely random bystander who proceeded to gyrate his elbow in the ridiculously vigorous manner now known as "in extremis" The sporadic nature of this outburst led the users to believe that it must be the next evolutionary step of beal and schmeal and the way of Teal was born.
eg; Pass me the teal, Have you seen my teal?, "what are you up to? oh just tealing on" etc. More specific uses include "Shake your Teal!" - meaning to waggle one's elbow in a frantic manner which can be used as a greeting or farewell, in a similar manner to the thespian tradition of "break a leg" to imply good luck and enthusiasm (also the name of a smench release. Also; Get your Teal on - meaning to engage in fraternisation with an intended partner, with "Tealage in Extremis" implying successful completion of fornication with said partner
by french July 23, 2004

by daygoJ May 05, 2007

by #liftyoloswagrasthektik April 16, 2013

Hey, did you hear about that bitch who is taking everyones diamonds?
Is it Hannah Teal
Yup
I always knew something was wrong wih her
Is it Hannah Teal
Yup
I always knew something was wrong wih her
by bweir September 12, 2019
