Getting screwed, fucked over, going on a canoe trip. An acronym meaning "They're fucking me," often used in workplace environments where foul language is prohibited or discouraged. "They" often refers to a variety of people, including inexperienced management, college graduate management hires, total morons, the cops, the feds, most government agents, alien lifeforms, and Chuck Norris. TFM can be used in its acronym form or as a verb.
Scott: TFM brother, hope it's time to go home soon!
Matt: Indeed. I don't think I can keep getting TFM'd any longer!
Caleb: Are they TFMing you guys too?
Scott & Matt: Yeah, big time TFM!
Matt: Indeed. I don't think I can keep getting TFM'd any longer!
Caleb: Are they TFMing you guys too?
Scott & Matt: Yeah, big time TFM!
by Chucker's Arm December 20, 2009
by flaskk July 1, 2013
Boy: Man that teacher is insane! The amount he gives us homework is tm!
Girl: No its ttm!
**Teacher gives 80 pages of assignments to read.**
Boy: What the fuck man this is tfm!
Girl: No its ttm!
**Teacher gives 80 pages of assignments to read.**
Boy: What the fuck man this is tfm!
by aplitistm February 21, 2019
telepathic friend moment, when you and your friend do something at the same time/say the samae thing
by urbandictionarybanter February 8, 2015
The Democratic Party is not tfm.
by hearditallfrommybf December 9, 2010
the-fucking-man
by themusicgod1/jeff cliff April 10, 2003