Getting screwed, fucked over, going on a canoe trip. An acronym meaning "They're fucking me," often used in workplace environments where foul language is prohibited or discouraged. "They" often refers to a variety of people, including inexperienced management, college graduate management hires, total morons, the cops, the feds, most government agents, alien lifeforms, and Chuck Norris. TFM can be used in its acronym form or as a verb.
Scott: TFM brother, hope it's time to go home soon!
Matt: Indeed. I don't think I can keep getting TFM'd any longer!
Caleb: Are they TFMing you guys too?
Scott & Matt: Yeah, big time TFM!
Matt: Indeed. I don't think I can keep getting TFM'd any longer!
Caleb: Are they TFMing you guys too?
Scott & Matt: Yeah, big time TFM!
by Chucker's Arm December 19, 2009

As in 'Povodomus is TFM!'.
by ChefNiki December 08, 2010

by flaskk July 23, 2013

Boy: Man that teacher is insane! The amount he gives us homework is tm!
Girl: No its ttm!
**Teacher gives 80 pages of assignments to read.**
Boy: What the fuck man this is tfm!
Girl: No its ttm!
**Teacher gives 80 pages of assignments to read.**
Boy: What the fuck man this is tfm!
by aplitistm February 20, 2019

telepathic friend moment, when you and your friend do something at the same time/say the samae thing
by urbandictionarybanter February 08, 2015

The Democratic Party is not tfm.
by hearditallfrommybf December 10, 2010

the-fucking-man
by themusicgod1/jeff cliff April 10, 2003
