swindon 

A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!

swindon by p February 13, 2004

swindon 

a small town that cant play football and get there asses kicked by oufc

1-0 to the oxford boys

swindon by Danny January 9, 2004

Swindon 

Where the infamous, most unsung soul singer of all time, Randy Brown came from.

The most unsung soul singer of all time came from Swindon, which is why no one bought his records.

Swindon by Bobby December 17, 2003

Swindon 

A beautiful town in England. <3

“Would you love to go to Swindon?”
“Oh yes.”

Swindon by MintyMorte May 12, 2018

swindon 

A place in the south of the country. home of the famous Tom Drinkwater. Hes a real great guy! pritty moist but never the less we all love him. love you tom babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Verb "Im drinking some water in swindon"

swindon by marrafromnorth January 30, 2008

Swindon 

A shadowy place in Wiltshire where the locals seem to have tiny brains, very bad body odour, and the town has the highest rates of incest in the world which has over the years caused many genetic defects like having 6 fingers on each hand.

Hey pal, where you from?

Swindon of course. I’d like you to meet my wife and my sister, here she is...

Swindon by Teasemepleaseme April 27, 2021

Swindon 

Everyone is either a railway fan, gay, a criminal, a gay criminal or a gay criminal railway fan

Person A: where are your from
Person B: Swindon
Person A: I already know what your like

Swindon by Axton_halt_joshua_13 May 7, 2022