strumpet 

often used in Shakespearean English: a sort of rasberry Danish, similar to a crumpet; also someone who eats said pastry.

Thou foul strumpet! Thou hast not enough filling!

strumpet by PuckTheFairy March 29, 2011

strumpet 

a pipe used for marijuana smoking

yo, we cant smoke that till we find ourselves a strumpet.

strumpet by allisonthedopeshit January 9, 2007

strumpet 

A tool of the facist, racist, presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who constantly post anti-intellectual, false, and hyberbolic memes to support his candidacy.

That strumpet was blowing a bunch of racist drivel implying "black on black" violence justifies violence and murder perpetrated by white police.

strumpet by sfsubterfuge January 31, 2016

Strumpet 

Musical instrument, like a trumpet but smaller. Played by inhaling air through nose.

Dee; 'Hey Jill, you gotta bring a musical instrument to the jamming session tonight'.

Jill; 'Yeah Dee, of course. Ill bring my Strumpet'!

Strumpet by Galandian April 19, 2009

Strumpet 

Word meaning "Sket trumpet" in scotland

"Here mate, yer da's a fucking strumpets"

Strumpet by Iknowthetruth666 August 13, 2016

sTRUMPet 

A whore for Trump. Willing to bend over for him at any time.

listen to this no mask sTRUMPet ass idiot trying to defend anything the grand emperor says. Dude could literally cuck his wife and he'd be like, YEP, showed em!

sTRUMPet by HawaiianJew September 22, 2020

Strumpet 

It's a baby trumpet. You can't change my mind.

Recently, I bought a new strumpet. I like playing with my strumpet :DDDDDDDD

Strumpet by DuckOBell February 5, 2021