...Greetings party people in the place to be. I am called Strong Bad. Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or
plastic bag. Ladies, form a line to my left for make-outs. Dudes, form a line to my right for high-fives. Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video-games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me, my brothers, and The Cheat
pretty much run the show around here. As well as serve as a sort of multi-pupose criminal element...