staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

staying sober- so you dont have to! by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.

hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.

starting shit by gmoonit April 5, 2008

“Staying on the edge” 

Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.

This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.

“Staying on the edge” insures the most orgasmic orgasm possible.

“Staying on the edge” by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Figure Skating

One of the hardest sports in the world. Figure skating is much more than what most people think it is. It takes tremendous amounts of hard work and dedication. What time is your alarm set to? 7:30? 8:00? Well most figure skaters' alarm clocks are set to 4:00 AM to 4:30 AM. Our skirts arent slutty. They are shorter so that we can manage our jumps and spins easier because they take lots of flexibility. And just so you know, most figure skaters only wear skirts when they perform. They mostly wear exercise clothing to allow flexibilty. Figure skating is an incredibly tough sport. At least when hockey players fall they have lots of padding. Figure skaters do not. Though you may think figure skating is an "easy", "girly", "slutty" sport, you are OH so wrong. We more exercise before 7:00 AM, then most people get all day. We do wtuff that requires a huge amount of physical and mental energy and make it look effortlessly beautiful. I hope this answer was informative.

If figure skating was easy they'd call it hockey!

Figure Skating by Figure Skaters R Better Than U May 3, 2015

Staring into my soul 

When someone is looking at you so intentivley and deeply that it feels like they're looking PASSED you and your physical features and staring into your soul inside you.

****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****

Guy 1: wow don't look at me like that...

Girl 1: like what?..

Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.

Staring into my soul by wowomgtotez123 December 16, 2010

Figure skating

A sport that is harder than most people give it credit for. People freeze their butts off while jumping in the air and spinning, and most of you can't get off the couch. Figure skating is a very dangerous sport, with no padding on you if you fall on the ice (which I can tell you from experience is very hard). Tough on people physically, emotionally, and mentally. If you fall you could hurt yourself physically causing loss of confidence in your ability to do said thing that you had fallen on. Still a very fun sport though. Many skaters skate competitively all over the world

If figure skating were easy they'd call it hockey.

Figure skating by Ihasthebestestgrammars April 1, 2013

slatington special 

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it

We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.

slatington special by dogs bower February 18, 2006