spread 

The most commonly used excuse for having a shit animfix/prediction.

rarely it covers up resolver misses but mostly csgo just sucks dick.

why are you dumping?

mIsSeD sHoT dUe To SpReAd

spread by CKabuser' December 15, 2020

spread 

The scatter profile of a chromosome karyotype on a microscopic slide. Well spread chromosomes enable the karyologist to count and pair the chromosomes, and classify the organism to species level.

Bob: I was looking at your karyotype slides. I must say you got pretty good spreads.
Jane: Thanks, I dropped the cells from two feet up!
Bob: As they say, "Happiness is a good spread," I hope you get good G-banded karyotypes.

spread by A Kumirai October 5, 2006

Spread 

When your just exhausted and done. You have reached your saturation point.

Usually occurs after heavy studying

Harb: I've been studying all day I'm spread

Prab: Fu*k studying I'm spread

Raj: My brain is fried from studying all day I'm spread time to go home

Spread by Xsingxh18 April 2, 2019

spread 

Noun

A workplace meal provided by a client to a business. Usually in a service related industry. Could range from the small "spread" like a Munchkins and Coffee, to the larger spreads such as a catered affair.

Also, a meal provided by employer.

Employee 1: "Hey guys, you gotta see this spread! It's in the break-room. They've got chicken, rib tips, mashed potatos, and Mac and Cheese!"

Employee 2: "Sh*t, I better get there before the line gets thick! LATER!"

spread by JasoRobi January 29, 2008

spread 

word describing you are going to tell someone something

"tell everyone to meet at 9 o clock"

"ok I'm gonna spread that"

spread by guardian October 24, 2003

spread 

To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.

Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.

spread by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

spread 

To be a super hero with powers that consist of spreading nutella on bread and being known as Fred, therefore Spread which is latin for princess.

Oi spread save the day, o wait you cant ur useless

spread by Swoopboy February 10, 2009