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what police say to you when they wanna fondle you
by Alexius November 06, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (fuckin slut)
She spread em to reveal a soft succulent pussy.
by Alexius November 08, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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1. When you spread your legs like a whore.

2. Or maybe when your horny and you do that because your horny.
Avery spreaded her legs like a slut because she liked it.

Spread Em.
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by Tylertops July 06, 2016
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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