by phjls83 August 1, 2003
by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003
Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
by daddyjenkins February 25, 2022
Some time I get tired and tired I just don’t feel good to sleep over tomorrow and I don’t think I need anything from my dads or my moms or my sister to do anything next weekend so I don’t know what time I’m going tomorrow so I’ll let you know if you need anything
I don’t fucking know Spangler
by My babysitter July 20, 2022
When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.
Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler
Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her
Miguel: well was she mad?
Jack: dude she was PISSED
Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER
*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*
by spanglebaby November 10, 2017