Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.
by Chant 16 January 18, 2010

a term used to describe an overweight guidettewho possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly.
by kookookrazy January 08, 2010

Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."
by Justa guy March 17, 2013

The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.
by TEuIN!CBSABCBS!TuCTuC November 01, 2010

by princess of poughkeepsie January 13, 2010

by T_Vittle December 31, 2010

A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.
If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.
by T_Vittle December 31, 2010
