Snooki

a petite quidette, with the best hair poof and tends to be obnoxious.

Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.

by Chant 16 January 18, 2010

Snooki

a term used to describe an overweight guidettewho possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly.

snooki scares the crap out of me

by kookookrazy January 8, 2010

Snooki

see cum-dumpster, jizz-bag, fuck socket, com guzzling gutter slut. see also drunken moron

Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."

by Justa guy March 17, 2013

Snooki

The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.

"Snooki wants smuch smuch" from South Park

by TEuIN!CBSABCBS!TuCTuC November 1, 2010

Snooki

a fake wannabe guidette, but isnt even italian. She's adopted and chilein.

snooki got punched in the face by a guy.

by princess of poughkeepsie January 13, 2010

Snooki

She puts the capital S in STD

sorry bro but that what you get when you fuck a Snooki

by T_Vittle December 31, 2010

Snooki

A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.

If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

Oh no, run everybody it's one of those Snooki's and it looks mighty hungry!!

by T_Vittle December 31, 2010